The Authors (Still Under Construction)

Teteng Galit


Talent: Kumain ng buhay na pussy... yung may breed.
Lucky Color: Dark black
Lucky Number: S(e) * x² = three times a day.
Position: Author, Co-Pilot, Chick Magnet / Bugaw, Kubrador
Motto: Hindi lahat ng tao masama... minsan mabango

Kwentoterong Long

Talent: Kayang tumayo ng isang buong araw kahit nakahiga.

Lucky Color: 9:54 PM

Lucky Number: ∑x²y³ * √81726

Position: Editor-in-Chief, Developer, Kubrador
Motto: Ampon ka lang!

TIGASin

Talent: Maglaro ng Jak-en-Poy maghapon nang walang talo.

Lucky Color: Twenty nine

Lucky Number: Dalawang Green

Position:  Author, Manager / Sponsor / Producer, Jueteng Mastermind
Motto: Ang batang mabait, pumupunta sa langit. Ang batang malikot, pinuputulan ng daliri, sinasabit patiwarik, hinahampas ng latigo, pinapakain ng thumbtacks, at  pinapalo sa pwet. Thank you!

Anonimuz

Talent: Magtimpla ng gatas ng walang kuchara at tubig o kahit anong liquid.

Lucky Color: Screw Driver

Lucky Number: Acer Laptop
Position: Author, Liaison Officer, Kubrador

Motto: Keep of the grass.

BnM (Burat na Mahal)

Talent: Pumatay ng 16 na ninja sa isang gabi every other week.

Lucky Color: Yes

Lucky Number: No.
Position: Author, Pilot, Kubrador

Motto: Team Rocket blast of with the speed of light. Surrender now or prepare to fight!

Pancho Pilato

Talent: Sumama sa lakad kahit wala siya.

Lucky Color: 36" 24" 34"

Lucky Number: once a month
Position: Author, Traffic Control, Kubrador

Motto: Wala akong alam jan!

Punk

Talent: Matulog habang umiinom. 

Lucky Color: Sometimes.

Lucky Number: Reymar Gurion.

Position: Author, Chief Security, Tagabola ng Jueteng
Motto: Ang pagpapakamatay ang pinakamagandang solusyon kung puro ka reklamo sa buhay mo.

Pining Garsya

Talent: Mag-sky diving... sa jeep.

Lucky Color: no comment.

Lucky Number: Definitely!

Position: Author, Barker, Tagadagdag ng kulang, Kubrador

Motto: Don't do unto others when your mouth is full.